This small but stubborn fire

endangeredlove:

ridemonologue:

there should be more female drug dealers i HATE interacting with plugs

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venusleo1990:

cishetsbeingcishet:

imagine if firefighters didnt go into a burning building full of children because they were scared of being burned. police are fucking worthless

“Defund the police” is now just practical economics. Why pay for something that doesn’t even work???

birbuketfiyasko:

fuan:

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Afffeeet bu gece ölmek istedimmmm

“I can’t charge my phone cause this cable is for a sex toy” @tequileah

If I could spit in someone’s mouth through the phone I totally would -Leah Crowley 2020

transjon:

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

kramergate:

fleetwoodbrak:

howd the victorians get to sleep without asmr vids am i right fellas

they hired little page boys to crinkle waxed paper in their ears all night

iero:

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My love for the Internet has ruined my sense of humor because I’ve been laughing at this meme for the past five minutes.

laughconfetti:

brownskinliam:

overlyactivepingpongball:

praise-beebo:

queerbookdragon:

llesbianfarmer:

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

Female customer: “I don’t have a rewards card but my partner might.”

Me, ears perking up: “Great! Can I have their name?”

Customer: “It’s Stephanie ____”

Me: stupidly wide smile and faint twinkle in eyes because holy crap I’m not alone

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana

My soul when I see Queer people visibly and openly living their best Queer lives:

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LGBT visibility is so important for this reason and more.

yuyuuyuyuu:

what do you mean i didn’t reach out i literally thought about you

muertawrites:

me: i am INSPIRED i want to WRITE

my brain, immediately: i have never once even seen a sentence

hahaha-urp:

Renamed paint colors.