Ya gur’ls wasted and feels pretty
hey you kids wanna buy some drugs
basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever
#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)
Hannah and Beyonce!!
OH MY GOD
I miss you more.
It’s weird that you can miss someone that you’ve never even met but I really really do :( The day Lloyd and I meet will be the greatest and coolest day ever
asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces
thats a really good comparison because there are about seventy able bodied parking spaces to one disabled and able bodied people still insist on using the ones that arent theirs
this is seriously a great post
Go big or go home
No, but my favourite thing is that they showed up and all the other twins had matching outfits so they left and went across the road and bought matching shirts and wore them for the entire audition process.
The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.
The first time I saw this I was actually fuckin’ crying from laughing. Wheezing, tears, the whole lot.
hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before
this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life