This small but stubborn fire
willdixonmusic:

pixiepienix:

dollygale:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

#the male ego is so fragile


i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

Wow.

willdixonmusic:

pixiepienix:

dollygale:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

Wow.

spuandi:

give me hickeys and tell me you never want to be without me

I can’t stop smiling I can’t stop smiling

I can’t stop smiling I can’t stop smiling

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

unseelieangel:

if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while

silumia:

i may have peed myself a little watching this

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

ruinedchildhood:

I need this on my blog

ruinedchildhood:

I need this on my blog

hughdancy-youfancy:

Life tip: surround yourself with people who go out of their way to make a pun and laugh way too hard at their own jokes