This small but stubborn fire
Put something offensive on
Master DJ Fletch
sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

wodkat:

oops

wodkat:

oops

mydrunkkitchen:

Dear Future Kids of Mine, Sorry for all the cuddles and kisses and baby talk but OH MY GOODNESS I ALREADY LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 


Ellen Page at the MTV Movie Awards, 13 April 2014.

guuuurl

Ellen Page at the MTV Movie Awards, 13 April 2014.

guuuurl

gah i love this so much

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)