The Celestial Oracle ring with handmade tiny full moon glass sphere.
Only a few more available. Only at Omnia Oddities.
One of the counselors for the art camp at work was waiting for the elevator with about 5 little boys so she could escort them to the bathroom. The elevator was taking forever and one of the boys goes “It’s probably on a date. It’s probably on a date with its best elevator girlfriend.”
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
This gets me every time
Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing
fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read